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Funny Shayari in English
tery jany kay baad waqt tham sa giya tha
pata baad main chala gharri main cell khatam ho giya tha
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Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Wah Wah Kabhi Tum Gor Se Dekho Aaina;
Khud Hi Hanskar Kahoge Made in China Made in China
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dhoka mila jab pyar mein
zindagi mein udasi chha gayi
jab iss rah ko chorrny ka socha,
kambakht mohaly mein dusri aa gayi
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Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
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Aajkal ki girlfriend Badi
shatir Hoti Hai Janab Matha
Chum kar dimag kha Leti Hai
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Pehli Najar Mein Laga Woh Meri Hai,
Aankhein Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain,
Propose Kar Kar Ke Thak Gaye Hum,
Ab Pata Chala Woh Toh Behri Hai.
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Funny shayari in english for whatsapp
Jab Tujhe Dekhu My Dil Start Flying
Mujhse Baat Kare I Keep Trying,
Jab Door Jaye I Felt Like Crying
Are Itna Tension Mat Le I Was Lying
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Arz Kiya Hai: Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Dena Hai Ye Dil Daan Mein;
Koi Hai Kya Mast Item Aapke Dhyaan Mein
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Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani
Chidak Raha Tha
Santa Intezar Karta Raha
Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Santa Bola
Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To
Ek Kilo Tol Do
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Fizaaho Ka Intezaar Hum Nahi Karte
In Aandhiyon Par Aitbaar Hum Nahi Karte
Mann Karta Hai To Sms Kar Dete Hai
Kanjoos Bankar Sms Ka Intezaar Nahi Karte
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Tu ruthi Hai Tujhe Kaise
Main Manaun Tu Kahe To Tere
Liye Aalu ki sabji mein banao
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Some Friendships Are Like Tom And Jerry
They Tease Each Other
Knock Down Each Other
Irritate Each Other
But Can’T Live
Without Each Other
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Palat Dunga Saari Duniya
Main Aye Khuda
Bas Rajai Mein Se Nikalne Ki
Taqat De De
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bachpan main maar kar sulatay thay
aur abhi marr ka uthate hain
pata nahi mery maan baap
mujhse kiya chahtay hain
Friendship comedy shayari in english
Tujhse Kaise Nazar
Milayein Dilbar Jaani
Teri Dayi Aankh Kaani
Meri Bayi Aankh Kaani
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Tere Ishq Ne Sarkari
Daftar Bana Diya Dil Ko
Na Koi Kaam Karta Hai
Na Koi Baat Sunta Hai
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Kya Leke Aaye The
Kya Leke Jaoge
Mujhe Message Na Krke
Kitne Pese Bachaoge
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Na Jaane Woh Humse Kya Chupaati Thi;
Kuch Tha Uske Honthon Par Na Jane Kyu Sharmaati Thi;
Jab Humne Muh Khulwake Dekha To Pata Chala;
Wo To Tambakoo Khaati Thi
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Apki Lovely Lovely “Felling” Ne,
Mere Charming Charming “Heart” Ko Itna “Efect” Kiya,
Menie Sabko “Reject” Karke Apko Apna Special “Friend” Accept Kiya
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Wo Mila To Kehta
Tha Ke Pilot Banunga
Halat Aisi Hai Ki
Makkhi Bhi Udayi Nahi Jati
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Kuch sochon to uska khayal aa jaata hai ,
Kuch bolo to uska naam aa jaata hai ,
Kahan-kahan chhupe hum apne mahebuba se ,
Wo too ek bhoot hai har jagah aa jaata hai .
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Dosti kàro COLLEGE walí se ,
Pyar karó OFFICER wàli sé ,
Prógram karo PADOSI walí se ,
Aañkh ladaó SALI sé ,
Lové karo DILWALI se ,
Aúr maar khào “GHARWALI” se .
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Mujhe likhane Se Jyada jugalbandi pasand hai
mujhe Mujhse Jyada Meri bandi pasand hai
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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad;
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad;
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad;
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad
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Kis-kis ka naam loon, apni barbadi meín ,
Bahot log aaye thhe dua dene shadi mein
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Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Main Sher Sunaata hoon zara ghor se suno,
Ja mein nahi sunata kisi our se suno.
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyaar ke icon pe kabhi to double-click karo
Funny Shayari in English for Girlfriend
Jab Safed Saari Pe Laal Bindi Lagati Ho,
Kasam Se Ambulance Najar Aati Ho,
Wo Toh Ghaylo Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho
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hamara nuqsan na puchye sahib
shadi ho rahi thi kay ankh khul gai
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us ki rahain takty taqty
mujh ko enak lag gai hai
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Girl:mujh par shayari karo,
Boy:in kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera in
kali kali zulfo se karti ho andhera
ho jao takli aur kar do savera
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai…ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
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Funny shayari in english for girl
Gile shikwe dil se na lga lena,
Kabhi ruth jau to mana lena,
Kl ka kya pta hum ho na ho,
Isliye jab bhi milu,
Kabhi samosa aur kabhi pani puri khila dena.
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Woh Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua Mat Bura Kaho Usko;
Tum Mujhsey Set Ho Jaao Daffaa Karo Usko
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Hai Tu Agar Mera Dilbar
Hai Tu Agar Mera DilbarTo
Aaj Ke Lunch Ka Bill Tu Bha.
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Baago Me Phool Khilte Rahenge,
Raat Me Diye Jalte Rahenge,
Dua Hai Khuda Se Aap Khush Rahe Hamesha,
Baaki Hum To Hamesha Se Hi,
Tang Karte Rahe Hai Aur Tang Karte Rahenge
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Accha Suno Ek Baat Puchni Thi
Yeh Jo Aap Ko Gussa Aata Hai.
Toh Kaise Aata Hai.
Paidal Ya Taxi Se
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Dad = Exam Ki Taiyari Ho Gayi Puttar?
Son = Ji Haa, Shoe Polish Kiya,
Pen Me Ink Dala, Uniform Iron Kiya,
School Bag Ready Kiya Ab Sirf Padhna Baki Hai
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Jawani Ke Din Chamkile Ho Gaye,
Husn Ke Tevar Nukile Ho Gaye,
Hum Izhar Karne Mein Reh Gaye,
Aur Udhar Unke Haath Peele Ho Gaye
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Ae Dost Tum Bhi Kitne Ajeeb Ho,
Mere Dil Ke Kitne Kareeb Ho,
Na Tum SMS Karte Ho Na Phone Karte Ho,
Kya Tum Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Gareeb Ho.
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Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge,
Tum Roz Khafa Hona Hum Roz Manayenge,
Par Man Jana Manane Se,
Warna Yeh Bhigi Palkein Le Ke Hum Kaha Jayenge
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Na Message Na Phone Na Picture Na Tone,
Aur Bane Firte Ho Don,
Jab Number Liya Tha To Kahte The Kisi Roj Karenge Phone,
Aur Ab Kahte Ho Ham Aapke Hain Kaun
2 line Insult Shayari in English
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
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Ramchandra kah gaye siya se,
aisa kalyug aayega,
sirf ek dost SMS karega,
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega
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English Shayari For Best Friend
Aansu Tere Nikle To Aankhe Meri Ho,
Dil Tera Dhadke To Dhadkan Meri Ho,
Khuda Kare Doti Humari Itni Gehri Ho Jaye Ke,
Juttyiaan Aapko Pade Aur Kartoot Meri Ho
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Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega
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Life Changes From
Clasroom to Office
Books to Files
Jeans to Formal
Pocketmoney to Salary
Grlfrnd to Wife
Lekin Saale Dost Kbhi Nahi Badlte
Kamine Ke Kamine hiRehte Hai
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Aapni Mulaqaat Kuchh Adhuri Si Lagi,
Paas Hokar Bhi Doori Si Lagi,
Hontho Pe Hansi, Ankhon Me Majburi Si Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pehli Bar Dosti Itni Zaruri Lagi
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Funny friendship shayari in english
Aye Dost Teri Dosti Ke Liye Duniya Chodd Denge,
Teri Taraf Aaye Har Tufaan Ko Mod Denge,
Lekin Tune Agar Sath Chodda To Teri Kasam Teri Haddiyan Bhi Tod Denge
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Roz Logo Se Pange Honge,
Roz Tere Ghar Me Dange Honge,
Yaad Rakh Agar Tune Mujhse Dosti Todi To,
Tere Ghar Me 12 Baache Honge Aur,
Saare Ke Saare Lafange Honge
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Dosti Buri Ho Toh Use Hone Mat Do
Agar Ho Gayi Toh Use Khone Mat Do
Aur Agar Dost Ho Sabse Pyara Toh
Use Chain Ki Neend
Sone Mat Do
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Abhi To Dosti Shuru Huyi Hai,
Waqt Aane Pe Dosti Ka Farz Bhi Nibhayenge,
Dil Pe Pathar Rakh Kar Ek Din,
Aapko Mental Hospital Chodd Aayenge
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Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge,
Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna,
Ek Kaan K Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge
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